Hats off to Byrd

If Family Ties has a weakness, it is its abundance of clip shows. Today they're catching up Ellen on the misadventures of Alex's youth. So I take this opportunity not to do something constructive in my own life, but to reiterate my mission to make Byrd the man at The Loop. It's unlikely I'll be able to Get the Led Out tonight, so here's an excerpt from Byrd's bio...

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Byrd Quickie-Facts

-Byrd likes long hair and cowboy boots. So therefore... that's what he wears.
-Byrd saved the infamous and iconic "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" sign from being torn down years ago. Really.
-Byrd has been voted "Best Morning Show in America" by radio program directors. Must be some sort of mistake.
-Byrd has received the key to the City of Las Vegas and been inducted into the Nevada Broadcasting Hall of Fame. Again, must be some sort of mistake.
-Byrd has been voted one of "America’s Sexiest D.J.'s" by Playgirl magazine. This one is definitely a mistake.
-Byrd has appeared on MTV, CNN, Entertainment Tonight, ESPN, Studs, E! TV, Hard Copy, ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, The Today Show, and many others. Mostly as a wanted fugitive, but still...
-Byrd has many people ask about the origins of his nom de plume-age. It is not an answer for a family website.
-Byrd likes Bruce, Tanya and Anna. This is fortunate.
-Byrd also likes girls, thongs and twister, preferably in that order.
-Byrd cannot speak another language, but he can imitate 28 other dialects (depending on how many drinks he's had).
-Byrd knows far too much about rock music for his own good.
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The last entry confirms Byrd's destiny to rock every night. The rest is gravy... proving the coolness and mystique of the man known at Byrd.